partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

zouissmiles:

"I've given you everything I've got and now you're pulling the 
plug on me?"
"Have you? Given me your very best? Cause I know there's a lot 
more in you. A whole other level that, for some reason, you just
don't want to go to."

But I did love you! I do love you! I resented your plans to marry. Maybe because I wanted you. Maybe I’ve wanted you all these years. I couldn’t call it by name before, but maybe it’s been there since I first knew you.

Chris McCarrell, Andy Mientus and Max Quinlan in the Students’ ABC Cafe.

svvord:

pissoffyoucunts:

sophie-watts:

Thanks 

I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”

TO DO SMASHY SMASH